Ask Matt: Volume I

After the popularity of Josh O’Dell’s column “Dear Josh” last year, co-executive editor Matt Kuckelman is introducing a new advice column with the first volume of “Ask Matt.” Is it true that all MIP’s are reported to the Dean’s office as they say? Because if that were true wouldn’t kids I know be getting in trouble? I know plenty of kids who have gotten MIP’s here … Continue reading Ask Matt: Volume I

Guest Writer: Conspiracy Corner 2

Guys, I’m sorry to say it, but the world is in shambles. The EU is crumbling, China is pulling islands out of the ocean left and right, and the UN is clearly trying to fulfill some kind of Satanic prophecy. From where I’m sitting, there’s only one man standing against this (besides Vlad Putin): That man is, of course, Rodrigo Duterte. The president of the … Continue reading Guest Writer: Conspiracy Corner 2

Dear Josh: Column #3

Rockhurst’s favorite solitary advice column returns once again. Due to the large number of submissions, some questions were set aside for Dear Josh: Vol 4. Enjoy! Q: Why do white trucks pull out in front of red mustangs? A: Reader, I am shocked and appalled by this heinous act. It infuriates me that even in 2016 our society is plagued by white elitists, even in … Continue reading Dear Josh: Column #3

Guest Writer: Fantasy Football Week 12

Man, what a week of football. From breakout performances (Robert Kelley) to devastating injuries, many owners are perplexed as to how they can improve their team with the fantasy playoffs looming nearer every day. After losing AJ Green, CJ Prosise, and Andrew Luck among others, many owners are struggling to find serviceable replacements. Below are this week’s picks. Quarterback Ryan Tannehill (Miami) — Though not … Continue reading Guest Writer: Fantasy Football Week 12

Guest Writer: Fantasy Football Week 11

Hey Rockhurst! As the fantasy season winds down, and we look towards the playoffs, here are my deep-dive picks for this week. Quarterback Jared Goff (Los Angeles) — After a rather disappointing string of starts, it’s time for the #1 overall pick to step up and lead the hapless Rams. The offense has been sputtering as of late in LA, and with a favorable matchup … Continue reading Guest Writer: Fantasy Football Week 11

Guest Writer: Fantasy Football Week 10

Howdy, Rock. Week 10 of fantasy football is upon us, leaving us with some tight divisional races as well as some tight fantasy playoff races. Below are my picks to help out your team. Quarterback Trevor Siemian (Denver) — Surprisingly owned in only 16 percent of leagues, Siemian and the Broncos offense will be going up against the beleaguered New Orleans Saints this weekend. Though … Continue reading Guest Writer: Fantasy Football Week 10

The Great Debate: Backpacks vs. Satchels

Most people don’t put much thought into what means they use to carry their school supplies; to others, this decision is more than a matter of function. For them, backpacks constitute a fundamental statement about oneself. Backpacks and satchels both allow easy access to things, and can be an interesting addition to someone’s everyday look. The case for backpacks is very simple. For most, the … Continue reading The Great Debate: Backpacks vs. Satchels

Guest Writer: Conspiracy Corner

I know you all think Vladimir Putin’s just a harmless, old-fashioned President of the Russian Federation. I know you’ve all seen the propaganda pictures of him nursing sick piglets back to health and hunting tiger packs and flying around the country on his dragon, delivering vodka from his magic bag to all the good Russian boys and girls. But I’m here to tell you that … Continue reading Guest Writer: Conspiracy Corner

Guest Writer: Fantasy Football Week 8

What a week of football, huh?  From Arian Foster’s retirement to the “riveting” 6-6 draw between the Seahawks and the Cardinals, the theme of this week was the unexpected. Below are my suggestions for waiver claims for the upcoming slate. Quarterbacks Ryan Fitzpatrick (New York Jets) — After being benched in favor of Geno Smith for the first time all season, Fitzmagic promptly came into … Continue reading Guest Writer: Fantasy Football Week 8